wakey wakey hands off snakey
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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