Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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