Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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