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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear

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  gross she's a slut

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  yea she doesn't shave either

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head

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• (631): View more from New York

  Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.

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  Now it's a party.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness

  (775): View more from Nevada

  Thats so sweet

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.

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