I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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