I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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