OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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