Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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