WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.