So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.