when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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