I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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