He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Mom said you looked used
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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