I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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