Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
My bed smells like the plague
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