you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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