i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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