Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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