Kareoke will never be a sober sport
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Just cropdusted the office
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Randomize
