Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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