At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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