I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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