come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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