Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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