People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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