But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He felt like a one man threesome
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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