Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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