just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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