yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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