the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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