At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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