no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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