im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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