brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Hey! you should come over!
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