I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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