YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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