I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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