No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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