so that wasnt chicken after all
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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