I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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