Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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