is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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