DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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