I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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