She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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