what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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