He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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