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(775): View more from Nevada

I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.

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(602): View more from Arizona

well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized

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(765): View more from Indiana

That was a long time ago. She needed the money.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.

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(408): View more from California

We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on

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(517): View more from Michigan

And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂

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