Me too!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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