"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.