i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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