Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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