why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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