Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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