Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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