Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Dick very happy bro
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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